Crocodile Soup
'Perhaps it will be all right, I thought. Perhaps, when I go to work, there will be peace, and Theobald will stop jumping from foot to foot, and Eva will no longer be beautiful.' Gert Hardcastle leads a life of isolation, cataloguing the Egyptian artefacts at a northern museum until the First Letter drops onto her desk. That s the day she meets ballroom-dancing, iris-eyed Eva, and her careful, stilted existence begins to unravel. As Gert begins her strange courtship of Eva, she looks back on her eccentric, surreal upbringing the rambling house with its resident Victorian ghost, her peculiar, telepathic twin, her father George with his family crocodile farm, and her beautiful, neglectful mother Jean, whose letters continue to disturb her peace.