Criminal records
'Hello, 'ello, 'ello. What's goin' on 'ere then.. .'The supermarket raider trapped by his tie in the till * The holdupman armed only with a dead pigeon *The raider who forgot to cut eye-holes in his mask * The long-serving police inspector who turned out to be a plumber in disguise... A hilarious catalogue of criminal ineptitude and legal loopiness, from the wealthiest burglar a Greek shipping tycoon in search of excitement to one so poor he had to rob a tailor's shop of a suit so that he could hold up a bank; from the Chinese recruitment drive for deaf policemen (their powers of observation were thought to be sharper) to the very loud judge who ate lightbulbs in court. A swag bag full of whacky anecdotes and incidents that will have you laughing all the way to the bank job.