The Valley Girls' Guide to Life
We’re into the mondo full buf -- but if you don’t know what that means, and if you don’t know who we are, you’re like a real Melvin? We’re the Valley Girls, you know, from Encino and stuff, and this is our book. We’ll tell you what’s totally important, like shopping and clothes and really awesome dudes with tans. Okay, if you’re not popular, nobody’ll like you. And what’s a cruisemobile and what’s a skanky car and why it’s . . . eeewww, grody to the max! We’ll even show you how to be a maximum warm babe -- like gross me out, high heels with miniskirts make you look like a mega-slut -- and how to get a totally vicious dude to notice you. But really, no, seriously, we put together this mondo cool Valley Girl Dictionary (like you probably don’t even know what wonelly means) so you won’t go around sounding like a zod or something! Mimi Pond is a cartoonist, illustrator, and writer. She has created comics for the Los Angeles Times, Seventeen, National Lampoon, and many other publications. Television credits include writing the first full-length episode of The Simpsons, ‘Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, and episodes for Designing Women and Pee-wee’s Playhouse. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband, the totally vicious dude Wayne White.