Darkside Zodiac Virgo
Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Virgo the Virgin, the zodiac's uber nitpicker. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. You will deny it all, being Virgo, and back up your denial with a truckload of incontrovertible data; but secretly you know it's true and will be forced to scourge your soul with metaphorical clorox. Bliss. What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here's the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?) * Bitch.